Salamualikum

’m sure you can imagine
As plain as can be
The place is Piccadilly
The players He and She.

She whispered “will it hurt me?”
“Of course not” answered he
“It’s a very simple process,
You can rely on me.”

She said “I’m very frightened,
I’ve not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore”.

Then finally contended
Lay back and relax a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it.

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size.

“Calm yourself” he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
“Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in”.

“It’s coming now” he whispered
“I know” she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said “I am glad I am having this”.

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said “I’m glad I came now
You made it worth my while”.

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It’s just your dirty mind!

Wasalam

u mofo man it was dirty

OMG lolzzzzzzzz u naughty

thx man i am naughty :P well.. i also thought of it at da 1st tyme i read it! :D man its just for fun lolz ..

Haha That was good.

dirty mind brilliant

salam

can u add wht did u thought pppl :D dun tel me u thought it was naughty :P

Allah Hafiz

I was about to delete it, then I read the end, that was really funny!

salam

wel plati mujhe tu ney aisa samjha yar main bachon ko kharab krnga really sad ..but anywayz here is another one...(If u ppl got sumthin like dis joke ..plz do Paste...)

Its not as legend as last one but WHO da HELL cares :D






SEVENTEEN:
U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY


SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU
STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.


FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.


FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM


THIRTEEN:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND.


ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE
SAME TIME


TEN:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.


NINE:
WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All
YOU SEE IS HIM//HER.


EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM


SEVEN:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.


SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.


FIVE:
YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK
ABOUT THEM.


FOUR:
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.


THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...


TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DIDN'T NOTICE NUMBER
TWELVE.





























ONE:
YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING AT YOURSELF

Wasalam:D

hahahhahaha now that is some serious phsycology well done good one!

lol.....i like the last one!

salam

hmm.. well u ppl love sum one :P u started thinking abt HER or HIM lolz and missed dat point ..
P.S if u ppl have similar jokes plz share...


plz read and asses


Quiz b Fair plz!!!!


1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

4. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

5. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

6. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

7. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

8. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush. What am I?

























































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ANSWERS:
1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. An elevator
4. A nose
5. A newspaper boy
6. A glove
7. An arrow
8. A bird

SCORING:
0-1 YIKES!
2-4 Get your mind out of the gutter!
5-6 Good job.


lolz

Allah Hafiz

double Post!!

Triple Post!!

salam,

"Aisi Apni Wife Ho"------------------
Wife ...Wife.......Wife.........
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhir main sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Kashmir, Karachi ya Lahore ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner kay time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
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har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!


neXt 1 :D:D


Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow

Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga
Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hog

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Mehboba samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, apney baap ka samajh kar
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Milna hai to mil
isee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kafaan main
--------------------
Maine tujhe dekha,
handle badal badal kar

Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
sandle badal badal kar

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

Allah Hafiz

Andheri raat thi
woh meray saath thi
hattho mey haath thay
taangon mey taang thi
















































Ghabraao nahi doston, wo meri cycle thi

gud 1 bt had heard it bfre :P

nice jokes here

ladka: gaya kya
ladki : aaaaa...... phans raha hai

ladka : kaho to aur zor lagaoon
ladki : naheen dard ho raha hai

ladka : yeh wala chootha hai
BAJI ko 9 no. ka joota nikal kay do






hey Mod please help me

Can U inform voilent_prince that he has left his cell in my bedroom last night.he can collect it tonight after 1:00

thanks & regards
JENNIFER LOPEZ

oh my god

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ALLAH HAFIZ

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I saw myself in my underwears man, I'm serious!

And what is your address?

Asad, mey ghanss nahee khata!

Did you guys even try it. Just try it once, trust me it's not spamming or virus or anything.
http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/

salam

well amm lol i waz joking shehz bro.. i tried it and cant tel wht did i get ....

Anywyz gud 1

any1 has jokes plz feel free to share :P ...Thx

Allah Hafiz

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...

oh ^hit

Excellently Written.Three hurrays for You Volcano.

salam

thx ... guyz if u hav sum of the pranks like these then sure add ...

Allah Hafiz

Jistarah Heera heeray Ko katata hay
loha lohay ko katata hay
Isi Tarah Tumhay bi Ek din Kuta katay ga

It worked - I saw you in your underwear!

Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki se bahar deikhta hoon
rang birangi larkiyon ko,
paas se guzarte deikhta hoon
unke shokh kaprey, unki tight jeans,
mujhe jawani ki yaad dilati hain
unka chalne ka andaz, unki patli kamar
mere seenay ki aag bharkati hain
wo kehte hain yeh teri umar nahi Ishq karne ki
phir kyun larkiyan muhje paas bulati hain
wo kehte hain tera waqt guzar chuka
phir kyun wo meri neendein urati hain

Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki se bahar deikhta hoon
Mere saamne wali chat par,
aik larki ko khara deikhta hoon
roz chat pe wo aati hai
apni zulfon ko lehrati hai
uski adaayen deikh kar,
kuch karne ko jee karta hai
uske gulabi honton par,
aaj marne ko jee karta hai
ankhon hi ankhon mein isharon se,
baat karne ko jee karta hai
wo kehte hain yeh kaam chor de
phir kyun khud yehi kaam karte hain
wo kehte hain Biwi ko cheat na kar
phir kyun khud cheating karte hain

Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki se bahar deikhta hoon
larkiyon se bhari college ki Bus,
jab unhain chor k jaati hai
aik larki jo paros mein rehti hai,
mere saamne aati hai
khud ko Samiya kehti hai
mujhe Uncle bulati hai
aisi pariyon ko deikh kar,
bahar jaane ko jee karta hai
khirki se neeche kood kar,
hath milane ko jee karta hai
Apni Biwi ko chor kar,
bhaag jaane ko jee karta hai
Wo kehte hain uska Bhai tandrust hai bohat
phir bhi maar khane ko jee karta hai
wo kehte hain ab kuch hath nahin aaye ga
phir bhi kuch paane ko jee karta hai

Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki se bahar deikhta hoon...

What gets longer when pulled...



Fits between your boobs...



Inserts neatly in a hole



...and works best when jerked?





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A SEAT BELT, you pervert !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

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OH *HI|T lolz gud one .....lolz

What more can one say?

Hahaha good good jokes here

AOA

A Sardar proposed a girl friend with romantic poetry


kutta mar gaya razai which
mien paagal aan teri judai vich
Lan tay macher bay nayee sakda
sardar teray bin reh nayee sakda.

AOA


A MODERN Love LETTER!
Dearest Girl,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 1st of August 2007. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of July 2007 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,
Boy